Listicle

In my recent writing class, we discussed genre, one of which was something called a "listicle" or an article in list form. I thought the topic was so fun I decided to create my own. Here is my listicle. Enjoy!

A Short List of Things I Lost From ADHD

• About 2-3 books I swear I used to own
• One sweater
• 3 pairs of misplaced pants
• One shoe. WTF?
• Around $58.72 in varied currency... some of which is (was) foreign...
• Friends
• The first 5 minutes of everything I've ever gone to
• Bobby pins and hair ties
• 5 retainers
• Countless homework assignments that were completely finished
• The last half of every thought I've ever. . . 
• Tofu

A Short List of Things I've Gained from ADHD

• About $35.87 most of which was loose change in odd places I was staring at too hard
• Intrigued followers
• One shoe. WTF?
• 20-27 books whose owners now stand forgotten
• Really nasty looking bobby pins and hair ties
• A billion really amazing unfinished projects
• Much time spent daydreaming or eating (usually during the first 5 minutes of something I'm supposed to be at)
• Enemies
• Tofu